Doggie Beach

Bulldog at the beach
Ready to surf!

The beach is used to keep dogs happy the meaning of everything of course. Dogs are the greatest   type of life form can you believe that some beaches don’t allow dogs. If it was my rules humans shouldn’t be allowed to go on beaches especially with bathing suits. We dogs love to swim in fact we even invented a stroke called the doggy paddle its already famous its only been around for a few decades. Of course no human could master the doggie paddle like us. Dogs have been swimming way before humans. The beach is now overrun by humans this is bad for dogs this means that theres less place for dogs to swim. When theres less place for dogs to swim theres less place for fetch and many other dog related activites.

The true meaning of furniture

The true meaning of furniture is to serve dogs just like humans but for our butts. There are two different types of furniture, good and bad. The ones that are good will be listed below:

Bad Furniture Good Furniture
Humans Couch
Boxes Bean Bags
Heater Mats
Tables Beds
Floor Blankets
Cots Big Chairs

FOLLOWING DATA MAY OR MAY NOT APPLY TO CERTAIN DOGS OR CERTAIN BREEDS AND FURNITURE MAY APPLY.