The true meaning of furniture is to serve dogs just like humans but for our butts. There are two different types of furniture, good and bad. The ones that are good will be listed below:
| Bad Furniture | Good Furniture |
| Humans | Couch |
| Boxes | Bean Bags |
| Heater | Mats |
| Tables | Beds |
| Floor | Blankets |
| Cots | Big Chairs |
FOLLOWING DATA MAY OR MAY NOT APPLY TO CERTAIN DOGS OR CERTAIN BREEDS AND FURNITURE MAY APPLY.