The Chicken Bone Run

The chicken bone that Blanche almost got to enjoy

It was a bright and sunny morning at Bethany Beach Delaware (Blanche the Bulldog’s humans favorite spot to vacation) and Blanche and her grown female human were taking a nice relaxing vacation walk.

They had just arrived home when Blanche smelled something in the air that made her nose tingle. Could it be? Yes it was the smell of chicken, and it was very close. Blanches grown female human (also known as Lady Charge) made the mistake of removing Blanches harness before they entered the house. (It was a mistake for the humans anyway not for Blanche). And Blanche smelling the wonderful aroma of chicken took off in search of it.

Blanche knew she must reach the source of the wonderful chicken sent before another dog or animal got to it so she ignored her humans cries of “Come back!” or “No” and continued her run in search of the chicken sent. The sent was very close now, Blanche put her nose to the ground and sniffed. She followed her nose until she found the source of the delicious aroma. A chicken bone with some meat still on it!

To Blanche this was a miracle, it wasn’t every day that she got so lucky. (Blanche’s humans didn’t feed her very much chicken because they think it will make her quite plump). Blanche snatched up the chicken bone but she couldn’t enjoy it yet, she had to make it past her humans who had surrounded her.

“I wasn’t going to let my humans ruin my day by taking my chicken bone.” Said Blanche when questioned. So I ran as fast as I could and dogged their grabbing hands every time they lunged.”

Blanches humans chased her around and around trying to grab her. (lucky for Blanche and her humans this event occurred on a dead end street so nobody got run over). They finally did manage to grab her by the collar and remove the bone from her mouth (but after many unsuccessful tries).  

“I hate collars. Said Blanche the bulldog. “If I didn’t have this stupid thing around my neck I would have gotten to enjoy my chicken bone.”

Blanches humans took her back inside and they remembered to only remove her harness once they were inside so that this sort of incident didn’t happen more than once. (Unfortunately for Blanche).    

 

       

                 

Author: Bulldog Mama

Bulldog Mama is the co creator of SmooshedFace.com. She has always loved dogs especially the smooshed faced ones. She loves writing, art, and of course spending time with her dogs who helped inspire SmooshedFace.com. Bulldog Mama and her family wanted to find a way to show the love for there dogs and how many laughs they have gotten out of them over the years, so they created this website for all dog lovers. We sincerely hope you enjoy it. - Bulldog Mama

4 thoughts on “The Chicken Bone Run”

  1. Oh Blanche! I can’t believe your humans got that chicken bone from you! Your story was so well written, it made my jowels drool with the scent of chicken bone wafting through my smooched imagination.

  2. This is truly tragic. She used her excellent detective skills, was rewarded, and then it was all taken away by her mean humans. You deserve more chicken, Blanche. You will never be too plump. Just more to love.

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