Budgie Break In

Earlier this morning, at 9:15 a.m, Blanche the Bulldog was going to her girl- puppy- human’s room to enjoy her early morning sunbathing ritual on her puppy-human’s bed. When she entered her sunbathing room, she was in for a nasty surprise. Two birds had broken into her room and were taking over the place!

Blanche bravely assessed the situation of the bird break in. From the start, Blanche had many questions, but her biggest was, “How the heck did they get in here? I have only ever seen birds outside my home.” Said Blanche the Bulldog, “And I have never seen birds quite like this before, so I knew I must be careful, in case they had some kind of evil plan.”

For weeks Blanche had been noticing odd objects appearing in her girl-puppy-human’s room. First, they were small, like a wooden ladder, but then, bigger things started popping up and when a cage appeared on the dresser, Blanche knew that she should prepare for herself, but she never suspected two birds!

Blanche bravely leapt onto her sunbathing bed and watched the two bird intruders. “They were showing of their colorful feathers and making little chirps at me. What show offs!” said Blanche the Bulldog.

“I was about to take matters into my own paws and banish the two squawking show offs  when my girl-puppy-human came into my sunbathing room and shooed me right out the door!” said Blanche the Bulldog. Blanche waited patiently by the door so that she could get rid of the two break in birds but her girl-puppy-human never let her get a chance, she even closed her door so that no one could get in and banish the birds.

“Humans are so strange,” said Blanche. “Whenever you try to do something for them, they never let you get the chance.”

The two birds are still hidden behind the door but Blanche will continue to try to find a way to banish the squawking menaces so that her sunbathing room will be peaceful once again.               


Author: Bulldog Mama

Bulldog Mama is the co creator of SmooshedFace.com. She has always loved dogs especially the smooshed faced ones. She loves writing, art, and of course spending time with her dogs who helped inspire SmooshedFace.com. Bulldog Mama and her family wanted to find a way to show the love for there dogs and how many laughs they have gotten out of them over the years, so they created this website for all dog lovers. We sincerely hope you enjoy it. - Bulldog Mama

4 thoughts on “Budgie Break In”

  1. Ohhhh noooo.
    Run, Blanche, run away!
    Birds are not permitted inside homes outside of 495. Come on.

  2. Wrigley wants Blanche to know that he’s in complete agreement with her. Birds belong outside where dogs can chase them. 🦅🐕

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